Susan Boyle

"Dear Mommy and Daddy - I am running away. I am sorry but I can no longer handle the monotony of middle class life. Everyone at school is a fucking idiot and if one more person talked to me about that Susan Boyle performance of Les Miserables I was going to puke my balls out through my mouth. I love you all, but I have to move on: I am going to Somalia to be a pirate."

Abraços!